A Bold Proposal
March 14th, 2011 — 12:28am
If you, dear reader, are one of these emergent victims of cognitive impairment, I ask you to consider the following points:
- Most of the people in Japan weren’t alive when Pearl Harbor happened.
- Japan is one of the United States’ biggest economic partners. Anything that hurts them, hurts us.
- The tsunami which resulted from the earthquake hit Hawaii. You know, where Pearl Harbor is.
- If there is some cosmic force tracking our cosmic debt, there’s a lot more to say about both our countries’ histories than the events of December 7, 1941.
- Innocent people who have lost their homes and families don’t need ethnocentric pricks telling them that they deserved it.
Goodnight.